February 2012
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I need to get a dog and name it "Avon Barksdale"
I’m sure this isn’t an original idea, but I don’t give a fuck.
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There are times in one's life where certain...
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Just looking at pictures of baby animals while...
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The struggle of whether or not there is a...
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Head waitress just lost her other job.
Guess who’s gonna get fucked on hours?! Just when I thought shit was getting easier.
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January 2012
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She forced a smile; Said,
“Boy, come kiss my mouth. You know that hope you’re holding to? It looks an awful lot like fear. Now you’re so quick to fall on failure, and so quick to raise your voice. Like, ‘if I can’t find a mistake to blame, we didn’t have a choice.’ Oh, but you had an option. I was your chance to feel complete. But when I leaned in close to you, you kissed your fear...
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You might think it's a good idea to consume 60 oz....
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Work was SO goddamn boring tonight.
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MURK AVENUE: I FOUND ICE CUBES 'GOOD DAY' →
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CLUE 1: “went to short dogs house, they was watching Yo MTV RAPS” Yo MTV RAPS first aired: Aug 6th 1988 CLUE 2: Ice Cubes single “today was a good day” released on: Feb 23 1993 CLUE 3: ”The Lakers beat the Super Sonics” Dates between Yo MTV Raps air date AUGUST 6 1988 and the release…
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Fucking christ, I really hope that that's over...
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Spent a decent chunk of my evening making... →
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Today's one of those days where I listen to "In...
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Fuck the Portland Police Department.
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Is it weird that my friends and I go to the...
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Embarrassing Confession:
Sublime is my all-time favorite band and I know EVERY word to every song.
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I trimmed my mustache too much.
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Well, I was gonna make curry. But my roommates...
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You know it's bad when I sleep through alarms and...
