January 2012
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Spent a decent chunk of my evening making... →
Jan 27th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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Today's one of those days where I listen to "In...
Jan 25th
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Fuck the Portland Police Department.
Jan 25th
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Is it weird that my friends and I go to the...
Jan 25th
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 22nd
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Embarrassing Confession:
Sublime is my all-time favorite band and I know EVERY word to every song.
Jan 22nd
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Jan 22nd
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I trimmed my mustache too much.
Jan 22nd
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Jan 22nd
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Jan 22nd
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Well, I was gonna make curry. But my roommates...
Jan 22nd
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Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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You know it's bad when I sleep through alarms and...
Jan 20th
Jan 19th
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Jan 18th
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Jan 17th
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A (desperately) white woman just said "Oh, my...
Jan 17th
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Jan 17th
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Jan 17th
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Jan 17th
Jan 17th
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Main reason I need a girlfriend:
I need someone to stop me from overdosing on pistachios.
Jan 16th
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Jan 16th
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Booty called twice in one day.
Jan 16th
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Jan 16th
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Butt sex is a lot like spinach. If you're forced...
Jan 15th
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I decided to re-watch a favorite TV series.
I was choosing between Arrested Development (for the 4th or 5th time) or Mad Men (for the 2nd time)
Jan 15th
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Jan 15th
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I averaged 16.08 mph on my ride home from work...
Out of shape, for sure. Could easily do faster.
Jan 15th
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Jan 15th
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We imagined our bodies were fashioned of stone. But they chipped at the brick and mortar; we found out that we’re only layers of skin hiding bones.
Jan 15th
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Jan 15th
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Let's do some fucking drugs!
Jan 14th
Jan 13th
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I used to be such a burning example...
Jan 12th
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Buzzed in my favorite city with my best friend.
Jan 11th
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Jan 10th
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Jan 10th
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Jan 9th
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Jan 9th
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Jan 9th
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Well, I broke my New Year's resolution.
Jan 9th
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One, two, three, four, five, sex, seven...
Jan 9th
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