January 2011
lopezdispenser asked: oh boo you look so good! can i be your gerrrrlllllfraaaaannnnn?
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New Year's Eve tonight. 21st birthday on Thursday....
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Thai food from a cart. Stumptown coffee. Screaming...
December 2010
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Ladies...
lopezdispenser asked: oh boo you look so good! can i be your gerrrrlllllfraaaaannnnn?
Anonymous asked: umm holy shit howd you lose all that and how long did it take. help a brotha out
Anonymous asked: umm holy shit howd you lose all that and how long did it take. help a brotha out
essencescates asked: I like your blog.
And your 80's porn-star mustache is pretty rad as well.
And your 80's porn-star mustache is pretty rad as well.
Anonymous asked: have you lost weight
essencescates asked: I like your blog.
And your 80's porn-star mustache is pretty rad as well.
And your 80's porn-star mustache is pretty rad as well.
Anonymous asked: have you lost weight
Anonymous asked: Actually, there is a such thing as classes that study the bible..(not in a religious way..) she could just be taking notes....
Anonymous asked: Actually, there is a such thing as classes that study the bible..(not in a religious way..) she could just be taking notes....
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Anonymous asked: Ignorant much? Not ALL religious people are shit, you know.
Anonymous asked: Ignorant much? Not ALL religious people are shit, you know.
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At Barnes & Noble:
Cute girl asks if seat next to me is taken, it isn’t. She sits down. (Awwww Yeeeeah…)
Pulls out a well-used Bible and starts writing notes and highlighting things in it. (FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU…)
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In a mall with two females. I yelled "Jesus Fuck!"...
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I thought wearing my Mom's Birkenstocks would be a...
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I had a dream I was hanging out with these two...
We were 3-Way making out the whole time. At least until we all climbed into bed to go to sleep.
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Tomorrow is my last day in town.
Ask girl out for coffee date; It’s her sister’s birthday.
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Too many of my IRL friends are getting Tumblr's. I...
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If the Matrix were real, and I took the red pill....
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This coffee shop is so busy,
I had to ask a girl I don’t know if I could sit at her table. Also, this is first time I’ve been able to use my computer for the internet since Christmas eve. Woohoo!
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Me, my MacBook Pro, and my Moleskine are taking...
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I'm going to try this whole "being...
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How am I to believe in a god that allows so much...
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I have this new Moleskine, and can't think of...
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Promise me you gonna shut the fuck up and...
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Once upon a time... in Nazi-occupied France.
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I decided to text the girl that I embarrassed...
“I’d like to preface this with an apology, so yeah. Anyway, I’ve been thinking about it all day, and I’ve decided that you’re very cute, and I’m bummed you live in SO. So there’s that, I’ve said it. I feel better”
You guys have no idea how difficult that was for me. Also, when I said “I feel better” what I really meant was...
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For real though,
I met this cute girl. Spent the whole night talking to her and ignoring the rest of the people at the party. Then when she gives me a ride back to my Mom’s, I shake her hand and say “Thank you, ma’am.” and leave.
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I don't know what it is with females, but I'm not...
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Sitting in the theatre, waiting for True Grit to...
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I've had 3 Jack & Coke's and some Guinness Extra...
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I'm in a room full of my friends' families. I know...
I’m uncomfortable, and my friend is yelling at me for being antisocial.
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I fucking spilled potato mushroom hash on my...
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Please Note:
This is me, REALLY not wanting to get out of the Lady Tiger’s bed.
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Fuck you; that smell is intoxicating.
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I just consumed more beer than I ever have before.
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Listening to Al Green gives me boner.