March 2012
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February 2012
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Shit, I started watching "Trapped in the Closet"...
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I'm trying really hard to resist buying some shit...
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Tumblr,
Sometimes, I neglect you. I read a lot more than I contribute these days (though, that might not be a bad thing), and I’m sorry. I love a lot of you. I really do.
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Dear stomach the past 3 days,
You can just fuck right off.
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Just got home from a date.
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Go to open Twitter; open Photoshop instead.
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dearestclementine asked: NO.
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There was a Mom and her little girl today at the restaurant, waiting for their to-go order. They were looking into the fountain we have that has a bunch of fake turtles and frogs in it. The little girl was totally into them, so I walked over, took one out, wiped it off, and handed it to her. I told her not to tell on me.
dearestclementine asked: no
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Holy shit.
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Come here.
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Do me a favor, baby, don’t reply. Cause I can dish it out, but I can’t take it.
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In first grade...
My friend and I used to do this thing. We had a secret handshake, and then we’d say “BOYS RULE, GIRLS DROOL! (except for our girlfriends and Moms)”
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Gimme a smooch.
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Yeezy taught you well...
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Am I alone in wanting to have sex with Amy...
Work is kicking my ass tonight.
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Goddammit.
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The days anybody else at the restaurant buys...
They all get plain black coffee. The day I have to buy? They all get fancy-ass white mochas with extra bullshit. Makin me spend all my money…
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I just heard/watched that Big Sean "A$$" joint for...
The song is horrible. But the video made me want to fuck Nicki Minaj, which I didn’t know was possible…
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